What you are holding before you is part of a DJ Tool series that was designed and executed to assure the maximum life span of your audio phonograph cartridge and your records. It was also conceived as a tool to diagnose the current state of your stereo system, as well as where you stand both rhythmically and socially amongst others on this planet. Included are tones, frequencies as well as verbal guides to carefully instruct you on how to recalibrate your sound system, as well as a step-by-step instruction on how to properly adjust your turntable. If at anytime during this view point you experience fatigue, nausea and become off balance, don't be too alarmed, for this is only an indication that you have severe deficiency of soul and what you've experienced is simply too dope for you to handle. For maximum results, we advise you to get your head out your ass, smoke a spliff and listen; because what you are about to hear may be devastating to you ears.
NO SOUND SAMPLES FOR THIS PROJECT.
PURCHASE IF YOU DARE!
released November 30, 2016
ALL CODES & DIAGRAMS DREAMPED, TRANSLATED & ETCHED BY JOAQUIN JOE CLAUSSELL.
ALL DECRYTED CODES, TRANSLATED DIAGRAMS & WEB PAGE SCHEMATICS EXPERTISE BY AKEMI SHIMADA ANGULO.
LAB TECHNICIANS: JONATHAN PAUL CLAUSSELL, FRAN CATHCART, RAOF SARWARI, EUNJI KAYLA JOO & EQWEL.
POTIONS DOCUMENTED MIXED & NARATED BY FRAN CATHCART @ EAST SIDE SOUNDS.
NEVER STAY STAGNANT!
Manufactured and Distributed By Atypical Dopeness.
A Division Of Sacred Rhythm Music & Cosmic Arts.